So I recently went to New York for the 1st time since i was like 8yrs old. I went to see one of my closest friends. I've known him since middle school. Any who, the trip started off strange. When i got to the airport, the International Airport in Atlanta, I was "randomly" targeted by TSA for a more thorough screening process. So this white woman tells me to stand behind the screen so she could search my pants, which i could understand because i was wearing baggy pants. It wasn't the fact that she searched me it was how she searched me that i found odd. She slide her hand in my pants and she grazed the beginning of my "hoohoo." She didn't even say sorry, so i jokingly said "I knew I was gonna get molested by TSA." To which she responded "Believe me, you would know if i were molesting you." Then she winked at me. It was so weird I didn't even respond. I just got my shit and headed to my gate.
Then i get on the plane and this old man falls asleep next to me and snored the whole way to NY. I get off the plane and my friend Jay meets me there...an hour late. It was fucking cold as hell. We get on the train to head to Brooklyn and this bum pulls out his dick and starts peeing in a big gulp drinking cup. And right across from him, was another bum, who was masturbating. Mind you this was the 1st couple of hours I'm in New York. lol. The whole trip had strange occurrences like that. But all in all i had a great time. I got to see and experience a lot. I love NY but i could never live there. Subways smell like piss, u have to walk everywhere, there is traffic up the ass, and taxis are fuck expensive. I can't wait to go back lol. I cant wait to take another huge bite out of the Big Apple!!!
me on the Brooklyn Bridge
me on the Brooklyn Bridge
